New Years Eve Commences

Apologies for the lack of posts galwags!! hop you all had a lovely jubbly christmas and all that jazz!

So it's new years eve and Luke and Will are going to arrive in 45 minutes.. aaaaaaaaaa stress!!! Its James Bond themed so i've dressed up but i doubt they will.. even more awkward... I haven't seen either of them since the engagement party. apart from one awkward encounter with will and all his extended family in a restaurant with my friends but we won't go into that...
This was definitely an emergency blog moment as I am starting to completely FREAK OUT about this situation...  I mean, jesus, it will start of very very very awkward.. so awkward I'll probably run and hide and come out later.. I'm a very socially awkward person. I don't know how to react in these situations..

Hope all you chicks out there have/had a fab party! I'll spill the beans on it later. mwah x
Underaverage Girl
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best friends, right?

Hola chica's!!!
it's been a while but if you don't have anything to say, don't say it, right?

So we went to an engagement party involving Will, Luke and that whole group. I may have conveniently forgotten to mention that I talk to Will every day for hours without fail... I definitely felt that we are good friends and I think he did too.
At the party.. somehow everyone seemed to know that we talk a lot.. i don't know how as i don't tell people these things but will probably told luke so lucas and william are being held responsible for this. This wouldn't bother me if everyone weren't given us weird looks and exchanging strange comments as they thought we were together.. I MEAN TOGETHER?! I KNOW crazy, right??I just ignored it and i don't think that Will even noticed. Guys don't get these subtle actions.
WELL, most were subtle accept for luke and lucy. Me and lucy were sitting together when she says   ' any boys in your life ;)' so i (ofcourse) said 'haha no' and she shocks me with 'what about you and will though? its so cute. you guys are perfect heights and look so good together!' no lie but i choked on my drink and told her NO and asked if she were joking which she said she wasn't and said 'have you never thought about it though? you'd have so much fun!' i ofcourse said NO NO NO and then will came over so we stopped. I haven't told will this because it could get awkward. Should i tell him??
Luke also said that he gets a lot of stick from his family about me and that when his phone broke they told him that it blew up because he was texting me too much...
oh god. he doesn't know that i know that either.. DILEMA
Underaverage Girl
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Football

I have never understood football... and to be honest, I don't see  the point in it. So why am I telling you this??  on Saturday  I am going to see the football with Will. he is a huge football fan and plays football very seriously... Should I look up the rules first??
Underaverage Girl

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Baby Names

So I was super bored so i decided to think of baby names...I have come to the conclusion that I will have 1 big farmhouse, 2 girls, 2 boys, 4 dogs, 1 old fat cat and 1 bakery.
My kids names will be
Olive-Marie Barbara Anne (I'll call her Olly)
Charlotte-Elyse Caroline Victoria (I'll call her Charlie)
Tobias Alexander Lucas (I'll call him Toby)
Sebastian William John (I'll call him Seb)
And yes I know that William (Will) and Lucas (Luke) and my best friend Victoria (Vicki) are all there but this is a coincidence!!!!!!! I SIMPLY LIKE THEIR NAMES! I AM NOT NAMING MY KIDS AFTER THEM! understand??? good
Underaverage Girl
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New Year

Oh Lord, I have found out that it is just me Luke and Will this year for our annual New Years party #awkward. This is an issue as I really am not that close with Luke? On the bright side... It will give me the opportunity to get closer? #Advice is greatly appreciated! On the down side. And this is such a down that it may as well be a vertical cliff, Luke is officially us right?rushing on Emma...which is fine, of course, because it would be weird between us right? Who am I kidding... It actually hurts in the pit of my stomach and I just can't let it go no matter how hard I try.... Oh well..... oooooooooooo here's a message from Will... apparently I was wrong...I don't have to start the conversation.
Underaverage Girl
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Chat Chat Chat

howdy kids,
so apparently...if I son't start the conversation we won't have one? Well I've got news for you! A conversation works two ways?? That means you also start them every now and then?? I've therefore decided that I won't start the conversation but I will wait until they miss me..
Let's see how long I last! We all know I'll cave....
Underaverage Girl
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JUST FRIENDS

Hey guys! we are now at 102 page views and what an achievement!
I cannot stress enough that me and WILL are JUST FRIENDS!! i mean I love him,of course i love him. But just as a friend! i mean i've known this guy literally since i was born so I love him as a best friend or a cousin or something! okay????
Underaverage Girl
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All is well

So I said I'd keep you updated and so here it is!! I guess you could say it went well but only really with Will... but I have come to the conclusion that it would be far too weird if me and Luke were together so it's best to just avoid trying to make that happen! Move on and forget it. But me and Will definitely seem to have connected, obviously just as friends..well I hope so anyways but it's gotten to the stage where we have the same little weird things that we do and we have a lot of jokes in common. We are really comfortable around each other so much that if we're sitting on the sofa as a big group and my feet are on his lap he won't care he'll probably just give me a weird look (joking of course) and then tickle my feet. And last but not least, and I think this is the true test.... He gives me a TWO armed hug when he leaves and with Luke it's still just the one arm.
But even though last night was bags of fun I wasn't expecting what happened next.. the groups mini bus arrived at midnight and it takes 30 minutes to get back to theirs and then at 12:32 I got a facebook message saying 'What a night! x' and starting a conversation.
So we'll have to wait and see what happens next!
Underaverage Girl
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Tonight's the Night

I'd like to start by firstly saying how i'm ashamed about my lack of blogging over the past week or so, work has really tied me down!  And secondly, we are at 98 page views (!!) Really couldn't have done it without you all! Lets's make it to 100??
Moving on...
Tonight's the night, Luke and Will are arriving in two and a half hours and my room is a tip!! At least my hair is work friendly? these two kiddo's that have made my life so very complex recently are the only kiddo's coming over tonight so the three musketeers will be well and truly untied!! And yet whenever I think of me Luke and Will hanging out the more I worry about it being awkward!
I mean I'm really close to Will now but not with Luke. Either way, I'll keep you updated!
Underaverage Girl
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Emma

Everyday I see Emma walking around school. With her perfect, natural, unique hair. Her friends. Her perfect body. And it becomes so clear as to why Luke likes her. She's perfect. She's not slutty in any way.. She's sweet and funny, just an all round nice person. Oh dear Lord. I don't have a chance. I'm just an..
Underaverage Girl
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Summer has ended

Summer 2012 looks like it is truly over and with it goes my soul... okay that may be an overreaction but I am gutted. All that remains are pictures of the summer to add to my facebook album. Yes it's that time of year again.. with it being the beginning of September and everything, school becomes an important part of my life once again. Today was the first day back and with all the excitement of friends, stationary, new lockers, books etc..all that good stuff, comes the important realization that I actually have to do work this year. The opening fuss of new stationary can only last so long before you have to get out the memory stick and reluctantly continue your coursework.  Then there's the heartbreaking walk to the canteen when you realize that mum's lunches aren't an option and you're left with crappy canteen food.  Then there's those rude, arrogant sluts that you had enjoyed not seeing for six weeks who pop up in almost all of your classes. Let's just say that if we were in the hunger games I would not hesitate to kill them...

And of course last but not least- the sun has finally peeped out from behind the clouds and has come out to play...Bit late. August would've been nice.
Underaverage Girl
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Love Is Like A Box Of Pringles

I am a single pringle and I'm ready to mingle.... but when I think about it, and I mean really think, deep down I like being a single pringle. It gives me something to complain about. Something to embrace. Gives me excuses to comfort eat. Excuses to flirt...the list goes on! So I have decided that I'm really not ready to mingle at all. In fact, my pringle is so single that not only is the little see-through lid on my box but the little foil sheet hasn't even been peeled off yet. I would even go so far as to say that my box of prinlges is still sitting on the shelf in Tesco's. I don't want anyone's teeth biting my pringles anytime soon!!!

But I wouldn't say no if Luke wanted to become a bag of dorito's and dip me in his salsa....

Underaverage Girl
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Not wanted because i'm just another underaverage girl

It's 00:16 here and fireworks are blazing across the fence which makes sleeping a challenge... So I figured a nice long chat was in order. In case you couldn't tell, that didn't exactly work out and I'm posting a blog for my non-existent audience to read.

I thought better of talking to Will for the third night in a row as I don't want to come across as being needy. so I thought that it was the perfect opportunity to get in Luke's good books...clearly this plane didn't take off.  Don't get me wrong, we did have a conversation (even if it lasted about 10 minutes)  but as soon as I asked an innocent question to keep it flowing there was no response. Was it too early for the winky face?? Does he hate me?? Why does he hate me?? Does he think I like Will?? The panicked thoughts are endless. I sent the question in the same minute he previously sent a message so falling asleep is just not a possibility. Now, on my ipod's internet it says that the message has been seen over an hour ago (proves how long I have been pondering over it) but on laptop it does not as when its an inboxed message it doesn't normally say if it's been seen or not!!! AAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING TO GO INSANE!!!!! I guess I will have to find out in the few short hours I have to sleep until he does or does not reply..

But why oh why does the conversation flow so much easier with Will if he isn't the one I am trying to have conversations with?? I don't really know how to put it into words...he makes me laugh, smile, he reassures me, comforts me, listens and, is such a gentleman and..... I even told him I blog...NO ONE KNOWS I BLOG! Of course I didn't tell him how to find it...I'M NOT STUPID!!! but  even after all this-I still want Luke a.k.a the one I can't have, the one who doesn't want me back hell, he doesn't even hold a conversation with me... To Luke I'm just another girl. Why would he wan tme when he could have the gorgeous Emma??Someone his age?

Oh for the love of God ...lighten up! you may be an underaverage girl (will said that's not true..awwwww) but I like being single!!! hmmm keep telling yourself that.

Underaverage Girl
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Londoners

People tend to look down at the buskers and street entertainers that occupy the streets and undergrounds of London, but in some ways...I don't look down on them, I look up to them. Okay so the stereotype may be that they live on the streets using pets for pity to get money to pay their debt to their drug-dealer and then feed their addiction, but at least they're LIVING! so what if they fancy themselves as the next Jimi Hendrix even if they are now where near his league.... they try! They have seen more than all of us Average Joe's that sit at home all day on our laptops blogging and reading blogs. These buskers have so much determination and will to do well and our most probably some of the most open-minded people around. And they do more with their lives than you do in your 9 till 5 office job.
Underaverage Girl
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Invisibility

Everyone always says that invisibility is this amazing superpower but I disagree. After seeing the truly spectacular show that is Les Miserables. Now I can assure you tear were flowing left, right and center. This musical really showed me about invisibility in love and in some ways made me think about myself. One of the leading ladies Eponine has always loved and been loyal to Marius who doesn't even notice her and only sees her as a friend who he uses to contact Cosette who he has known for a few days and he says he is madly in love with her. Eponine's fate is that she dies in Marius's arms after she comes to see him in the baricades to tell him about the letter he sent her to give to Cosette.  Marius only realizes that she loved him once she is dying but after he still cries for Cosette and not for him. I feel like Eponine (apart from the death in the baricades while he holds me or the painful love triangle.) but in terms of the one I  am crushing on not feeling the same   and not even acknowledging me...I definitely feel like Eponine.
         It's been 2 nights in a row now that Will and I have stayed up late just talking about everything and nothing. But I haven't heard a word from Andy (let's just call him by his real name..) I haven't heard a word from Luke. I don't know if he's annoyed or if he just doesn't care about me.
Underaverage Girl
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2:30am

Eventually it gets to that time of night where you an sense how tired you are and you know that you will be dead the next day but you keep doing those random thing using the wifi on you phone. We've all been there. But last night this was different it was so much better. I was talking to the guy that I've known since I was born (I'll call him Will) Admittedly, I did start this conversation but I did as a three-way for me Will and my crush (I'll call him Andy) I sent this first 'breezy' message as 10:30  and Will replied straight away. Andy never joined the conversation because apparently he only uses twitter now.....I guess the whole idea of talking to him didn't quite work out. But this 4 hour long conversation was different..we didn't need to make any sexual jokes or anything about our relationships (or our non-existent relationships) it was just a really easy going  conversation. But I don't really know what to do now, I don't want Andy to think that I'm closer to Will than him and I do want to talk to Andy but I don't want to tweet him because that simply isn't private and I don't want to make a fool of myself if it's awkward or he doesn't reply.. etc.

I don't know why I worry so much and right now this seems to be all I ever think about but I guess I just can't help it....I mean, when you've known someone for so long and you know their personality inside out you can't help but worry.. I guess I partly worry simply because I don't want it to be awkward next time I see them.

So I guess for now I'll sit here... exhausted after 2:30am and wonder how suddenly a girl like me can have a conversation with a boy like him. I'm not one of those girls who has heaps of guy friends that they talk to everyday and night. I guess I'll just enjoy my new found friendship for now.  WISH ME LUCK!
Underaverage Girl
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Sinking

please help me! This is just getting pathetic but every time I think about romance and him I fall deeper into the darkness that is denial. I may only be young but I am probably the only girl in my school year that hasn't even had a measly peck. (I don't think the only girls schools helped much)  And although I've known him since like forever I can't help but worry. If I start the conversation will he think it's weird given as I seemed to be better friends with the other guy?? Besides, he's never even online unless it's from mobile so it's hard to tell!!! aaaaaaaaaa fingers crossed he doesn't think I'm a pathetic teen girl (he's older than me) OH GOD GET A GRIP!!
Underaverage Girl
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The real guy

OH MY DAYS!!!! I am uber sorry for not posting in soooo long. To all my real and imaginary viewers I want to say sorry!!! please forgive me? By now you're probably thinking 'wow this girl is just a boy obsessed teen' and tbh, I won't deny it. But this time it's different, this time it's real and I won't even tell you his name (yes it's that deep) So as the familiar sound of Emeli Sande drifts through my cheap headphones from the corner of this laptop I think of him, my friend, and I get tingles. I've known him sine I was young, probably about 4 and until this summer we had never properly talked (weird, right?) but he's the year above and we're finally at that age where age and gender doesn't make things awkward anymore. So we went on holiday with other families too and his best friend is in one of the other families (I've known him since I was a baby). We were like The Three Musketeers but three's a crowd, right?
          Any who. It was one night at the start of our holiday when we talked properly for the first time..We were sitting on the beach with our feet in the water and his shirt around my shoulders (the sea breeze was getting to me) and we were having a really in depth conversation, a heart-to-heart so to speak. This would have been completely normal for any other  girl my age but I couldn't believe it was me. The thing is, readers, is that I've had a crush on him for as long as I can remember. I thought I had grown out of this ridiculous crush but then I saw his abs...no, I didn't even need to see them, all I needed to see were his caramel eyes and pristine fashion sense. But then again, I think that somewhere deep down I always knew. I mean I wasn't head over heels by any measure but lets just say if we were in the hunger games I wouldn't set out to kill him or trick the government but I would subtly try and protect him.
           This issue is when we were having this deep conversation he brought up this girl who is in his year at my school and I can't even tell you how much my heart melted. I had wanted him since I was 6 but this new girl had known him for 1 single school year! It took so much for me not to let my feelings show so I blocked my emotions off and stopped the thoughts from getting to me. Instead I tried to get him to tell me more bout their relationship. All he could say was 'We 're just friends' I managed to find out that he likes her as more than a friend but if I went up to her at school and said that he got with this girl while we were away apparently 'she wouldn't care' oh he has no clue, because being a fellow female I am fully aware that she would most likely be just as gutted as me (but I didn't tell him that) then my older brother came to check on me and our little convo was never the same.
              Later I was talking to the other guy friend for ages and he said that we should go to sit on the beach at which point my crush turned around and joking said that he sees lots of chemistry in us and we were probably about to go and get off. This was clearly a very cringey moment for me and the other guy as we have known each other since we were born and were just starting to bond. But before you ask NO nothing happened between us on the beach. But as I write this and my heart sinks a little deeper and my core goes a little softer and tinglier at every stage of this blog I finally wonder if maybe by suggesting that we had chemistry he was jealous?? but I guess he couldn't be because he had other girls on the horizon. Other thinner, prettier, smarter girls that were actually his age.
I haven't actually managed to talk to either of them since the holiday which to be honest really sucks and I find myself constantly checking to see if their online to start a 'breezy' conversation. Sadly I even wait until he's tweeted to tweet so he's more likely to see my tweet and think of me. I know...that's where it just gets desperate.
            Apologies for such a long one and such a long wait. I wouldn't be surprised if you all just gave up halfway through but I would love to hear your opinions and I'll try and keep you updated...
Underaverage Girl
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p.s- I think I may change my name so don't be surprised.

Guiltiest crush of all

HELLO world!
the views are starting to come in so thankyou! but some feedback (comments) would be myuch appreciated!
So I was with Jodie (couldn'tfindavalidname) ceck out her blog!! and we were talking about our guilty crushes...
So I thought WHAT to the HAY i'll tell a load of strangers my guiltiest crush of all..
two words > Sean Flynn                


Just a few pictures.......
1) young big hair......uber attractive
2) youngish short hair......still uber attractive
3) kinky hair *oooooooooooo* facial hair.....not quite as young....still uber attractive
4) yes yes yes he was CHASE on Zoey 101

I can't help it.... it's the eyes, hair, smile..everything...
I may have shared too much but HEY HO dumdidumdidum..can't take it back now!
Underaverage Girl
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p.s- dont forget to comment.
p.p.s-comment if you see it too!

THE DAN PLAN

19 PAGEVIEWS WOOOOP DI DOOOOP!!!!!!!
please please please follow me and it would be faberoo if you could leave comments! mwah *premature air kiss...*

annyywwhhhooo..........this is awkward.

I hope you wont be bored by this but yes I am going to talk about Mr. Dan whether you like it or not..well type. But that just sounds weird. I bought some shorts that are a tad short but hey my bum looks amazing! so the plan is 1) find a way to get Dan to 'teach me how to skateboard' 2) wear my shorts 3) make sure my hands are full so I can use ye olde 'sorry my hands are full can you et my phone from my back pocket? *flits eye lashes* and when it isn't there I'll say Oh darn I think its in my waistband or maybe check my bra stap..oops how embbarassing, sorry Dan do you mind?? *gaze into eyes*.    Okay so this may not be realistic but HEY a girl can dream...

Sorry if this blog wasnt so interesting but I used it as more of a journal today! Also to try and get more views and followers i think I shall rename my blog with a name thats more ovbious... any suggestions??
Underaverage Girl
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Jubilee Antics

Hey world!
So i should be revising.....but i give up.
Who's excited about the jubilee??? well to tell the truth, I pretend to be. But somewhere along the way I got genuinely excited!! maaaybe it's because my street is having a street party and YES 'young daniel' will be going (incredibely gorgeous guy mentioned in previous blogging occasions.) aaaaaaaa let the stalking begin *mwahahhaha* but hohumdidlydum...it could be anything that got me excited, but it's probably that...

MEANWHILE my new celeb crush it luke pritchard (lead singer of the kooks). I dont know what it is about him that makes him so delicious, he's not particularly good looking but his hair is LUSH! It may be that slight;y rugged look or the beautiful music that he makes (musicions are automatically hot!-unless it's Andrea Bocelli or something) but yum!

HE MOVES IN HIS OWN WAY! (see what i did, uhh???)

I must depart and try and 'revise'

ciao for now!

Underaverage Girl 

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Jack, and my love lessons

Jack Harries, and teenage 'love'

WOW oh WOW! i havent posted in A WHOLE MONTH!! Even though i highly doubt anyone actually cares but hey 8 pages views!!! firstly, I need to apologize for the horrendous typing in past posts....I am a self diagnozed dyslexic. but why did i decide to post again?? to tell you the truth...next week is exam week and this is a very effective way to PROCRASTINATE!!!
I dont know how many of you will read this but I hope at least one of you is aware of the beautiful being that is Jack Harries a.k.a Jack'sgap. jack is an incredibly fortunate looking youtube vlogger and did a livestream on younow on sunday night...and YES i am the Izzy of the Jodie and Izzy that he said hi to (aaaaaaaaaaaa) and no i didnt set it as my ringtone...;)....so anywho, Jack is reaaaly funny and randpomly talented and did I mention he has a twin??? WELL HE DOES!! Finn is also incredibly fortunate looking aswell and I may be a tad obsessive...oh and his twin is identicle.....(jack in the blue and finn in red) ..... If you want to meet them they'll be at the hyde park youtube gathering on the 16th June!!! be there or be square (I'll never understand that saying)

so moving on...'teenage love'... does it even exist?? I sort of doubt it given as a 13 yr old girl at my school recently lost her V-card to some yr 11 who she met once....
However, I do believe in crush's......Yes crush's. I think we have probably all suffered from one of these but things are worse when you're at an all girl's school and you're not necessarily popular and so dont have many guy friend's (ofcourse i'm not talking about me...) but ladidadidaa.....but THANK THE LORD that argueable that most beautiful boy in the year lives down my road! *nun's sing* and I think we all know what that means???YES ladies! "take the dog for a walk" works everytime!
So what are my tips?? firstly..become a msassive slag and start slutting about school with the 'popular crowd' (if this poor boy is remotely good looking he probably knows 'those' girls' THEN buy a dog, it gives you the excuse to do anything! even wait outside his house for hours at a time...and lastly. Talk to him on facebook all the time! he's bound to realize you like him! just keep saying 'hi! xx' even if he doesnt reply! and if you really want to get his attention.. go straight for 'hi! i lovee youuuu! xxxxxxxxxxx' and then QUICKLY follow it with 'ahahah sorry frape! anyways how are you??' they have to answer!

So i hope my little tips help you (yes YOU...if YOU'RE there...) and I also hope you now enjoy jack'sgap!
Please leave comments and follow my blog!
Underaverage Girl
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Dogs who think they're cats...and chairs...

My dog...thinks she is a cat.
I know I know,,, 'it's sooo cute!' yeah well,, I thought so too, don't get me wrong! but then she didnt grow of it *sigh* so yeah. That happened.
Unfortunately this is about as interesting as my life gets.
But why does she think she's a cat? well for one, she's a labrador, she isn't even cat sized! but she does that weirdly uncomfortable thing where they rub against your legs? which for cats is cute but for a labrador it's just uncomfortable.
She purrs. enough.said. and meows. too.much.said.
One think about dogs is that they are fabulous stalking friends! it gives you the perfect reason to be walking around all day! until you see that one person that decides to go on a bike, so you havae to try and control your cat-like-immature-labrador from puncturing the wheels *facepalm*
So anywho, time for me to stop procrastinating (ahahahh likely story) and get my seat back...
Underaverage Girl
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first blog

i guess this is my first blog... PLEASE GIVE IT A CHANCE!!!
hopefully they'll make you laugh or something, whoever is out there...probably no one. But if you are? which is unlikely hgiven as not many people are likely to search for sandwiches and skitlles...

People are probably wondering why this crazy teen has created a blog...if i knew i would tell you but i guess i just cba to write it down! ahahahha (awkward laughter to myself). People are probably also wondering why it's called sandwiches...well i dont even really like sandwiches but i guess it worked...but i do like skittles so its sibilance! and whoever doesnt know what that means??- you sir need to go to Mrs Miller's English lessons and get a lesson on anotating poetry!

I though for my first blog, i would type about finding yourself funny...i dont know about you but i find myself fricking hialrious! who has ever done that thing where you sit in your room reviewing your day and then you think 'why the fudge did no one laugh when i said that?' i'm a fricking comedy genius! people shouldnt underestimate the teenage mind...i'm gonna do n open mike night and be like Micheal McIntyre!' and then you think....i have no life. You alos realize you have no life when its a saturday afternoon and your siiting in bed with three bags of skittles making piles out of the different colours...but that's a different story.

you're probably thinking...wow that was a waste of my life... even though i doubt anyone will read this... but give me a chance??? i will improve int he future i swear...
Underaverage Girl
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