I am a single pringle and I'm ready to mingle.... but when I think about it, and I mean really think, deep down I like being a single pringle. It gives me something to complain about. Something to embrace. Gives me excuses to comfort eat. Excuses to flirt...the list goes on! So I have decided that I'm really not ready to mingle at all. In fact, my pringle is so single that not only is the little see-through lid on my box but the little foil sheet hasn't even been peeled off yet. I would even go so far as to say that my box of prinlges is still sitting on the shelf in Tesco's. I don't want anyone's teeth biting my pringles anytime soon!!!
But I wouldn't say no if Luke wanted to become a bag of dorito's and dip me in his salsa....
Underaverage Girl
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