Snoopers

Hi, how are you? I'm good thanks.

Just the average way to start a conversation, not for me. I can't be bothered with that you may as well just say 'i don't care of what you have to say because I don't want to talk to you so i'm going to be boring..' NO. I choose to start with something more.. original. and it works, you're welcome in advance.
So everything's fab thanks and I literally love all the gals and guys right now. Especially William, I literally love him so much. When I get married I will make my fiance make him his best man, or maybe he'll be a bridesmaid (i'll let him wear a suit though). I literally can't imagine not having him there. He's like a gay best friend.. just not gay if you know what I mean??
Sorry I'm rambling on and you blatantly don't care

 Also, quick shout out to ma main gal Jodders who is the only person I know who reads this blog which creeps me out because she literally knows my whole life....
Underaverage Girl
xxx