Maybe Baby?

Hello magical unicorns of the internet! (You in the jumper, yes you, you're my favourite)
Okay so this is going to be a bit of a surprise (or maybe not for the psychic ones within us) ANYWAYS either way I have something to tell you all..... and NO I'm not pregnant you sick sick people. I've probably got the complete wrong idea of what is actually happen anyways but to me it seems an awful lot like flirting.......... who knows?? not me! help help help me me me!
So I'm officially going to Will's prom (I say officially but probably not if you know what I mean?) and recently things have started getting serious and he keeps flirting.. i think. for most people this isn't really a problem but who people lie me who are hopelessly socially awkward? It's a bit trickier.. AND to top it all off? this 'Wizz' thing that all our friends have made up is getting 10x worse everyday...... EURGH I am sick of this!
Underaverage Girl
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Texts vs Facebook

Hello internet friends! 

I have heard that if you text each other your relationship is instantly more serious.. has anyone else heard this/what are your thoughts?? hmmmm so basically I text Will instead if facebook now but I honestly think that our relationship is exactly the same as before- is there a change which you don't feel but everyone else does or what because family and friends are even more annoying about us than usual and i need to calm myself down before I punch them really hard.. with a chair.. and I'm not even a violent person. But what exactly makes this happen? why can a girl and boy not just be friends  is it just me that's confused- shall i get help?

AND to make matters worse my worst conversational nightmare came true... something started as joke and I can no longer tell if its going to happen.... you're probably wondering what this is all about i guess i have to tell you all now.. So Will and I were joking about me going to his prom with him this year as his 'petty date' (because I'm year below him it would seem a bit weird) but very quickly this sort of became serious? I've decided to treat it as a joke but it's hard to tell if you know what i mean? we haven't talked since.. even though it was only Friday night but it seems like forever! (sorry that's cheesy) I am going to be ultra cool and stubborn and wait till he texts me first.. oooooo I'll keep y'all updated. STAY SASSY CHICAS

Underaverage Girl

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'Chirpsing'

Hey loyal prosperous friends from other lands! hope everyone's had a fab January and are ready for the other 11 months of the year!
So chirpsing also known as flirting is by definition is 'To chat up, flirt with, a memeber of the opposite sex' thanks to urbandictionary.com for that fine definition of this mystery language. But my problem is where is the line between a friendly chat and flirting? The line so fine I can't even see it.. and there are two issues with this 1. How do I know what's appropriate to say? 2. How do I know what they mean by what they say/ what their intention is?   
I really can't help anyone else in this situation because to be quite honest I don't know the cure myself.. So in case you couldn't tell, I am in fact, deep in this situation. And being one of the unfotunate sufferers of social awkwardness (and by that I mean i'm actually too confident and i don't know when to stop talking) this is particularly challenging for me. So what do I do?? well I pretend I don't know what he's trying to say and so I try and resume casual conversation.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL YOU CHIRPSY LITTLE BLUEBIRDS
Underaverage Girl
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